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A: a fake choose your own adventure book about civil war zombies
A: Battle of the bands oddity/sideshow act, the local favorite band to stare at in horror and disbelief before going back to smoking that menthol cigarette and spitting food all over the place waiting for someone to buy them a 1$ plastic cup of beer and take their ratty ass home with them.
A: The Canaveral existed as a traveling, religiously themed circus-like sideshow that roamed the country-side of mid-13th Century France. Dressed in drag, Canaveral would do tricks and play songs for people in exchange for money and fame and favors. They spoke out against the Pope and eventually all of their heads were chopped off in brutal fashion.
A: Canaveral is the name of the fanged teddy bear that sucks on my neck at night, and tells me everything is going to be okay.
A: Like Cape Canaveral dummy, you know, the place where they launch astronauts into space from (only without the cape)!
Q: Follow up: But how can you fly without a cape?
A: Well, that's simple. With Canaveral, you need not fly to get to space...just listen and you'll get it. Jesus, do you think we're pretending to be superheroes or something? We're space cadets, not superheroes damnit.
A: Shellac of North America has a very touching song with the same title, "canaveral". listen to it.
A: Canaveral is what plopped out as a grease spot on the sheets nine months after a secret orgy that included michael medved, bill o'reilly, michael savage, laura engram, bill bennet, pat robertson, tom delay, a donkey, a bottle of airplane glue, and a power drill with a very large bit and a few too many sprite/peppermint schnaaps cocktails
A: Four handsome, upstanding young men with a knack for self-promotion, blessed with glowing, bright personalities, pop-music sensibilites, and a passion for making the world a better place to play ugly music in
Bonus * hidden * question and answer page> Truth or Dare!?@
This is your opportunity to ask the members of Canaveral ANYTHING! Ask any question of the band (relationship q's, science fiction trivia, t.v. related, music, cars, politics, sports, history, or q's about personal info, ANYTHING!) We will post your question on this page, answer the question and, if the question is deemed worthy, send you something in the mail for being a good monkey. Ask ANYTHING! Send Q's to Gentlbenny@aol.com and look for a posting shortly after! Make a note if you'd prefer to remain anonymous, but be sure to send your address if you would like us to send your deserved prize.
Have a Q for Canaveral? Send it to Gentlbenny@aol.com
Sample Q:
Question for Canaveral: Which do you prefer, frying or baking a turkey? --anonymous fan
Answer: That's a great question. Once you fry, you'll never try to bake again. For a 13-15 lb. bird, slowly dip it in peanut oil for 45 min at 350f. If executed correctly, you could end up with a crispy, seasoned outside concealing the suculant, juicy meat. It's quick, and it is barrels of fun for the whole family to work with propane and flames and boiling peanut oil. Be sure the bird is thawed completely or you'll risk starting a fire which will burn you and your garage down, and, most importantly, burn your turkey. This happens more often then you would expect. I saw a local news expose on the dangers of home-frying. The video clips were pretty ghastly. Don't overflow the tank or the oil will ignite and once it ignites and proceeds to fry you and your home like it did on t.v., do not douse the flames with water for it will not be effective on the burning oil. Go straight for the fire extinguisher. If, however, the fryer works it will be worth it and you will pass out after stuffing your gullet with a little wine and all the tryptofan from the bird and wake up and eat some pie and pass out again. ben 11/29
