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We like loud. Most of our songs are just contests on who can be the loudest. Manowar doesn't stand a chance. In our spare time we watch horror movies and people bitching at and praising our government. Drving around looking for somewhere to rest our weary bones is fun too. We like to punch the ceiling of the car, flexing to the musical bass thumping in our chest, as we hurdle along to the closest bar, hoping they have Patti Smith "Gloria" on the karaoke list tonight. No luck yet, boo hoo. We love babies, and can't wait for the day when our recording career takes off, and we can fill houses full of them. FYI: Babies represent 8.5% of our audience. They seem to like it. Crying is always welcome and sometimes expected at our shows.
Jon aka labrat: throat, bloody fingers, vocals, guitar....high octane. have to fill him with premium, the king of the grease
Nick: bass guitar, signature leather coat called " the greaser", likes gobbily-goop,fries the eggs
Wellington: guitar, vocals, scared to go to his first gun show, proudly provides the band with American cheese
Ben: Likes to bang stuff, picked by our manager because she liked how he looked, licks the plates clean
